Some Laws

* The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist.

* The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

* The Law of Self Sacrifice
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

* The Law of Volunteering
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

* The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

* Weiler’s Law
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself. (Also known as Project Managers)

* Law of Volunteer Labor
People are always available for work in the past tense. (Also known as Techies)

* Conway’s Law
In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

* Law of Drunkenness
You can’t fall off the floor.

* Heller’s Law
The first myth of management is that it exists.