The Bro Code : Who do you date

I am starting a tribute to the bro code while adding some of my own as we speak.

bro's do not date / sleep with another bro's

1. Sister
2. Girlfriend (current or ex)
3. Monther
4. Secretary

EVER

Exception : Sister as long as you have honurable intentions about her.

Anyone remember Captain Pugwash

I think Captain Pugwash was a nice kid cartoon with really doggy names.

Master Mate ( which ususally sounded like Master Bates)
Seaman Stanes
Willy
and Tom The Cabin boy...

No one checked the names then

Worlds best insult

If my dog has a face like yours I would shave off its *ss and teach it to walk backwards

Http Cookies a history

The term "cookie" derives from "magic cookie", which is a packet of data a program receives and sends out again unchanged. Magic cookies were already used in computing when Lou Montulli had the idea of using them in Web communications in June 1994. At the time, he was an employee of Netscape Communications, which was developing an e-commerce application for a customer. Cookies provided a solution to the problem of reliably implementing a virtual shopping cart.

A magic cookie or just cookie for short, is a token or short packet of data passed between communicating programs, where the data is typically not meaningful to the recipient program. The contents are opaque and not usually interpreted until the recipient passes the cookie data back to the sender or perhaps another program at a later time. The cookie is often used like a ticket — to identify a particular event or transaction. The name "cookie" comes from a comparison to an unopened fortune cookie, because of the hidden information inside.

Women are better at multi tasking

Did you know women are better at multi tasking.
Read this link
http://www.enotalone.com/article/4893.html
http://askville.amazon.com/men-multi-task-women/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=36377417
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/536554

Scrappy doo the dog was not a puppy he was a dwaf : Growth hormone deficiency

Do you remember Scrappy Doo "Let me at them..." from the Scooby Doo cartoons. This little guy was not a puppy he was suffering from Growth hormone deficiency or Pituitary Dwarfism.

This was revealed in the movie Scooby Doo Movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267913/

This info was given by Velma.

Why Peter Sellers is better than Steve martin as the Pink Panther

When Peter Sellers mispronounced a word you could understand it, When Steve Martin is doing the same it sounds like gibbrish.

Check these you tube links

Peter Seller " I need a room and Does your dog bite" : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o&feature=related

Steve Martin "I want ot buy a hamburger" : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUCDhvbQFmU